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So we were on teamspeak helping dronez out with some lines and some of them were hilarious so i figured: Why not help out the whole community! Take a read and add in some of your own. Or maybe even some stories of failed pick up lines haha.

 

1. Hey do you like fitness? (Yea) How about fitness dick in your mouth?

2. I've got a magic watch and its telling me your not wearing any panties. (Well its wrong). Oh it must be 5 minutes fast.

 

 

There are a couple, I have a bunch more but I am anxious to see what you guys have!

 

 

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Are you from another planet? Because you're ass is out of this world!

 

Do you wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later ;)

 

I may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you

 

 

The last one always makes me Laugh! This is gonna be a fun topic

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Get your coat love, you've pulled.

 

or, after a night out dancing,

 

You don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?

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Do you like dragons? Because I'm gunna be dragon these balls across your face

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking sounds*

Do you like Wendy's? You're gunna when dees nuts are in your face

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